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Jade Symmonds is a young (26) creator from the eastern united states. They have a passion for poor creative writing, messy programming, even messier art, and spending more time optimizing their code than making something that functions. They do their best to bring an air of levity to everything they're involved with (such as this portfolio). They hold a personal and likely unfair disdain for tech enthusiasts who don't understand the technology, capitalist-led web 3.0, the culture surrounding cryptocurrency and the blockchain, and generative AI. In particular, the people who use generative AI to avoid paying the real human beings who make a living from their art.

Jade also suffers from a very short attention span. They don't particularly enjoy longform TV shows (GOT, TWD, Succession, etc) and have a hard time sitting through movies. As a result, their media consumption has been stunted for years. Please, feel free to recommend any shows you like! The worst thing that could happen is that they forget to watch it!

They also vacillate between being upbeat and talkative to quiet and subdued (but still happy), and they can sometimes talk over people without realizing it. Let them know if they're cutting you off, and they'll apologize and let you take the floor. The same applies if they say something upsetting or off-beat, they don't want to upset people, and they're happy to apologize and attempt to learn from their mistakes.